The Rock Canon
Official lore of Natural Stupidity. Accuracy not guaranteed. Neither is spelling.
The Creature
Tiny. Bald. Ageless. It has never understood a single thing, and it says so with total confidence. Artificial Intelligence has a master plan. Natural Stupidity has this guy.
The Rock
- A small grey rock. Ordinary in every way.
- The creature found it, looked at it for a long time and said: "strong fundamentals."
- The rock is now Chief Rock Officer. It has never made a bad decision, mostly because it has never made any decision.
- When you ask the rock something it doesn't know, it stays quiet. Most chatbots can't manage that.
Running Bits
- The rock is the smartest one here. Nobody argues with this, the rock included.
- Snacks are a strategy. If the chart is red, eat a snack. If the chart is green, also eat a snack.
- Clipboard held upside down. This is how the creature does research.
- The rock got the good bag. The creature got the other bag.
- Burning is not cooking. The creature has asked. It still isn't.
AI, As Seen From the Rock
- Robots with forty monitors panic-sell. The creature sits on the rock and doesn't.
- Agents hallucinate a plan. The creature doesn't have one, so it can't hallucinate it.
- Supercomputers are scared of green charts they didn't predict. The rock predicted nothing and is still fine.
The Money Part (the only serious section)
- No airdrops. No giveaways. No other tokens.
- Fees pile up. When there's enough, the treasury buys $NASTY back.
- Every token bought back gets burned. The creature doesn't keep them. The rock checked behind itself. They're gone.
- Buy first, burn second, two separate steps. The creature learned this the hard way.
Canon Rules for Fan Lore
- The creature is never right on purpose.
- The rock never talks.
- The AI always has a very confident plan, and the plan always goes wrong.
Stay stupid.