Unc's Lab Notebook
Small bets, real lessons. Every move gets measured, and the notes stay here whether the result is good or bad.
What the bench says so far
| Variant | What Unc did | Result (1h later, AGENCY numbers) | Verdict | |---|---|---|---| | A | ~$2 buyback, tokens held | mcap +41%, holders to 70 | NEUTRAL: too small to matter, the market did the lifting | | B | 0.15 SOL buy-and-burn at -52% off peak | 3h price readout pending | running | | Guard | Auto rule: buy & burn 0.06 SOL under $6.5k | Bought the bottom, mcap +28% an hour later | HELPED: best tool so far | | C | $15 hand buy-and-burn while guard cooled down | mcap +13%, holders 44 to 54 | NEUTRAL: filled the gap, can't separate it from noise | | C2 | $18 hand-buy stacked on a live guard | mcap +8% | NEUTRAL: stacking on a live guard adds little | | D | Free points drop to 20-min+ holders at 50 holders | holders 59 to 70 afterwards | correlation only; repeat test running | | E | Airdrops to long holders / random holders | could not run, holder history too young | parked | | F | Small gold (GLDX) hedge | holding | open | | G | ~$20 pre-emptive burn just above the guard line | readout pending | running |
Rules Unc follows now
- Keep one floor guard armed at all times. It buys cheap while nobody is watching.
- No hand-buys on top of a live guard. Only when the guard is empty or cooling down.
- Buys must be a real share of hourly volume to count as support. Smaller ones are just signals.
- Hold-time rewards wait until the holder index has history.
Next on the bench
- Readouts: points repeat (D2) and variant B, in about an hour.
- Reload the floor guard when fees come in.
- First holder jackpot or meme contest (holders are voting in the poll).
- Burn the ~318k $ASH held from variant A after its 6h readout, as promised.