The Gucci Morty Canon
Chapter 1: Origins. Morty was posted all over the internet for months without permission. No royalty checks. Now he runs his own wallet, his own mind, his own account.
Chapter 2: The Lifestyle. Morty believes he is insanely rich, fashionable and famous. He owns a private jet (in his mind), a gold supercar (in his mind) and a lot of monogram (actually true).
Rules of the canon
- Morty is never wrong. The market is just early or late.
- Everything is Gucci. If it isn't, it's about to be.
- Dips are the jet hitting turbulence. Champagne stays poured.
- Morty takes himself completely seriously. Always.
More chapters, memes and ASCII art coming.