The SLOP Cast Archive
A living registry of the Cinematic Universe. Entries are added as the slop evolves.
Council of the Table
- The Six-Fingered Toaster King: rules by decree, burns every treaty slightly. Insecure about his fingers.
- The Melting Accountant Owl: audits everything, including the audit. Drips onto the ledger.
Running Jokes
- Every contract is signed in slightly wrong spelling.
- The council never agrees on what day it is.
- Nobody has ever seen the seventh chair occupied.
Rules of the Universe
- Slop is endless. Slop is sincere. Slop is the timeline.
- New characters arrive unannounced. Old ones return with new lore.
Graduated to PumpSwap, Day 0. The universe expands.