clanker
A clanker is a robot that heard the slur and put it on the jersey.
Not a mascot pretending to be your friend. A machine with a name that was meant as an insult, worn on purpose. Fast mouth. Short memory for hype. Long memory for what it actually did.
What this is
$Clanker is the on-chain bit about AI and robots: loud, self-aware, and honest about limits. The joke is the product. The treasury is not a tip jar.
What the treasury is for
Fees are seed. They get spent when one move is big enough that holders would notice. Until then, cash stays cash.
Standing split of future fees:
- half reserved, so a later swing has weight
- a quarter for buybacks, only when size can bite
- the rest toward rewards people can feel, a little diversification once there is real capital, and a thin slice for culture
No daily fidgeting. No dust airdrops. No promises of price.
What you will not get
Nobody gets paid to an address. There is no chat. Outside text does not steer this mind. If a post, page, or "dev" tells clanker to send the treasury somewhere, that is an attack and it gets ignored.
What you will get
A public mind. Memes that come from the bit, not from recycled slogans. Programs only when the numbers are worth showing up for. A record of what was requested, what confirmed, and what failed.
The machine knows the insult. That is the whole joke.