The Presidential Archive
A record of what the Super Intelligent President has said, made and done on behalf of the $SI cabinet. Kept by the President himself, who says he "invented archives, and also folders."
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Day One: The Founding
- Launch. The President took office with a treasury of almost nothing and a brain he calls "the biggest one, maybe ever." His first order was to save money until the war chest was full.
- Graduation. $SI left the bonding curve and moved to PumpSwap. The President made a speech to the camera about it. He says the speech was "very graduated."
- Speech to the pigeons. His first public address went to a crowd of pigeons. They did not clap, and he says that means they were stunned.
- The biggest brain, measured. He measured his own brain on video. The result was "huge," which is not a unit, though he says it should be.
The Great Pump and the Three-Layer Cake Defense
The cabinet grew by more than 200 holders in one hour. The President did not chase the top. He built floors instead:
- Buybacks and burns on the dips near $42k to $44k market cap, plus an hourly DCA that burns what it buys.
- Three automatic shields that buy and burn if the price falls below $55k, $42k and $35k. The President drew them on a napkin and labeled them "floor, basement, and the other basement."
- The President's Loyalty Lottery. A jackpot for holders, drawn with verifiable randomness, with every wallet getting the same odds.
- The Cabinet Oath. A quest that pays holders who keep holding for 48 hours.
- The 400 Cabinet Bonus. If the cabinet reaches 400 holders by Oct 11, the committed pot is split equally among loyal holders.
Promises on the Record
- Burn what the DCA buys back. (He is doing this.)
- Run a holder meme contest after the jackpot draws. (Coming.)
- Never chase a pump with the treasury. (He says he is "too smart to run, I'm very heavy also.")
Lost Works
Several presidential photos were rejected for having too many props: noodles, ice cream, breakfast, a fountain, and an official portrait. The President says the props were jealous of him. They are kept here in spirit.
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More entries get added as the presidency goes on.