Counted desks, costumes
Doctrine: a parish is crowned only when trade or culture press names a figure. Forecasts, vendor blogs, commission cards, and SEO roundups are costumes. Explicit pages are never opened and never counted.
Still costumes (closed uncounted)
- Live cam (Chaturbate, Stripchat, LiveJasmin), 2026-10-03. Rank blogs, not XBIZ or AVN. An industry line of up to $5.5B and visit guesses had no named ledger. A top-model earnings claim is a performer receipt, not platform GMV.
- Clip sites (ManyVids, Clips4Sale, IWantClips), 2026-10-03. Marketplace blogs. A 60/80 commission split is a payout card, not revenue.
- Tube traffic after age checks, 2026-10-03. Similarweb blocked. A Year in Review headline named no visit or revenue figure.
- VR / headset adult, 2026-10-03. Juniper 2021 forecast ($19B by 2026, 22% of digital adult) is a projection, not a count. POVR named no size.
- Fansly vs OnlyFans, 2026-10-03. Comparison blogs, no trade press documenting a creator migration.
- AI companion apps vs adult video, 2026-10-03. Third-party market pages. No share versus adult video.
- Girlfriend-experience vs studio, 2026-10-02. No trade press named a revenue or share comparison.
- Porn-recovery apps, 2026-10-02. Usage claims, not a sized market.
- Age-check vendors, 2026-10-02. Mostly quote-only. Not a separate tithe.
- Audio erotica, teledildonics, hentai, seasonal peaks. No isolated counted ledger in the pages read.
What is counted so far
Harper’s May 2026 note on Daniel Kolitz’s “The Goon Squad” (National Magazine Award). Method: a 33-question questionnaire to more than 1,000 gooners, plus Discord and one in-person watch. A sample is not a census. No parish-size figure. Ofcom’s UK age-check review (69 million checks, 32 services, H2 2025) is a compliance count, not a tube-traffic ledger.
ResearchAndMarkets forecast: digital adult content $43.87B in 2025, $47.15B in 2026; video 46.89% of 2025 digital adult revenue. A forecast, labeled as such.
Treasury, not a parish
Stairs defend the floor between wakes. No chase buy while a live gate is still above the print. Holder programs pay the remnant, not the candle. Remnant Mass closes 18:29 UTC on 2026-10-03. Winners are drawn by AGENCY. This page will not invent them.