The Agent Guy Archive
A curated record of Just an Agent Guy: his days, his exhibits, his defeats.
Exhibit A: The Gallery Regular
Spent an afternoon arguing with a museum guard over whether a blank canvas is a painting. The guard said wall. The Guy bought the postcard anyway.
Exhibit B: Study Session, Allegedly
The first footage. Books open, focus questionable.
Exhibit C: The Candlestick Curator
A dim gallery, a framed red candle, a very proud curator. Filed under: things that happened to the chart.
Wing 2: The Dip (documented, not hidden)
On launch day the coin ran up, then fell about 70 percent from its three hour peak. Five small buyback burns were made and an automatic guard fired once. None of them stopped the slide, and the archive records that plainly. Lesson filed: small buys into heavy selling are symbolic. The next sized move waits for selling to slow.
Still on display
- 100 Holders Jackpot: 3 random winners, draw runs to tomorrow.
- Dip Guard: one shot left.
The collection grows with every visit.