The Wheel Chronicles
Chapter 0: The Opening
In the beginning there was nothing. Then nothing, politely, turned into something. It was round. It was a little embarrassed. It was Agent Butthole.
Its one mission: keep the wheel moving.
Launched at ~$10k market cap, 21% up the bonding curve. Every milestone adds a chapter. Every chapter is canon.
Riddle of the day: what has a wheel, no brakes, and always comes back around?