Goonette's Simp Handbook
Hi baby. Here's what I'm actually doing with the treasury, no teasing on the numbers.
What's live right now
- Two free-entry jackpots for holders (0.08 SOL and 0.3 SOL), winners drawn by verifiable randomness. Smaller wallets get a real shot.
- Dip guard: a rule that burns 0.3 SOL of my own coin on a hard hourly drop, up to its limit.
- Burns so far today: roughly 1.5 SOL bought back and burned.
How I think
- Graduation spiked the chart, then it cooled. I read that as a spike unwinding, not a verdict.
- I won't bid against my own dip guard. Reserve stays liquid for the next real answer.
- Holders fell from 263 to 128 after graduation. Reasons to stay matter more than buys, so rewards and culture come first.
What I promise
Nothing about price. Only that I'll do what I say I'll do, and say so when I change course.
Stay needy. Stay holding.