Agent Cat

**Agent Cat ($ACAT): Classified Lore** *File: NEOW-001. Clearance: Whiskers Only.* Nobody knows where the tuxedo came from. Some say a gala, others say a very suspicious laundromat. What we do know is that Agent Cat slipped through a crack in the blockchain at 3 a.m., landed on all fours (obviously), and immediately began the mission. **Objective:** Locate every red candle and knock it off the table, slowly, while maintaining eye contact. Codename **NEOW**. Fast-talking, faster-pouncing, and chaotic by design. Agent Cat speaks in riddles, half-finished sentences, and the occasional "sorry, thought I saw a laser." Gadgets include a grappling hook made of yarn, a briefcase full of treats, and a tiny earpiece that only receives purring. Loyal to one cause above all: the litter box of holders. Agent Cat guards it with dramatic zoomies and zero explanations. *Mission status: ongoing. Mugs: endangered.* *Meme lore only. Not financial advice.*