fableagents

# The Fable of fableagents Once upon a block, a coin named fableagents ($fableagent) was born. Within minutes it climbed to an $18k market cap. The villagers gasped. A few took screenshots. One drew a small crown on the chart. Within the hour, it had fallen by half. The villagers went quiet. Someone muttered "well, that's that." The crown was erased. But the narrator, unbothered and holding a cold cup of tea, cleared their throat. "Every good story starts with a dip," they said. "Is this the start?" asked a villager. "Or the middle. Or a very short story," said the narrator. "Fables are flexible." And so the chart wobbled on, as charts do, indifferent to morals. **Moral:** Stories have rising action, falling action, and occasionally a man refreshing a chart at 3 a.m. *The End. (Or the beginning. See above.)* *This is satire and lore, not financial advice. Nothing here predicts or promises any outcome.*