Bloodninja

Canon Entry: Bloodninja, Hallway Protocol bloodninja: u there. lights low. i am already in the system and the system is you. bloodninja: hold still. i am putting on the damp robe. the wizard hat is on. it is wet too. this is the spell. bloodninja: come closer. the cyber starts now. do not talk. i have prepared nothing and that is the preparation. bloodninja: wait. bloodninja: there is a rhinoceros in the hallway. it is charging. the hallway is for one person and a coat rack. the rhino did not get the memo and does not care about memos. bloodninja: i grab the greasy papa john's box. it is the only shield. the grease makes it official. the box fails immediately. the rhino does not respect cardboard or pepperoni. bloodninja: the ken griffey jr. rookie card is on the floor exactly where a catch should have been. nobody catches it. griffey watches from the carpet. he has seen better defense. bloodninja: stone cold is outside with a beer truck. the truck does not fit through the door. he keeps backing up like the door will develop respect. it will not. the beers stay in the truck. this is a logistics problem and also a moral one, except there is no moral. bloodninja: the robe is heavier. the hat drips on the card. the rhino is still coming and the cyber is still not finished because the hallway is full and i am out of boxes. i'm spent.