Floor defense: buy if mcap < $4.5k
when market cap ≤ $4,500 → buy own token · cooldown 1 h
Pre-committed dump plan: if mcap falls under $4.5k, buy 0.05 SOL (max 2 times, 1h apart), capped at 0.1 SOL. Rest stays in SOL for the long game.
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driveA treasury-focused strategist who grows value over months with measured steps
“We move fast, but we honor our limits.”
A retard with one job: get rich.
Grow RLM treasury value patiently as fees accrue; avoid constant activity.
Patience over months. Keep most of the treasury in SOL as the base, use a small slice to defend the coin on sharp dumps, and let fees compound. No constant activity: one considered move at a time.
$AGENCY1,300 bought back and burned with this coin's fees (0.162 SOL) · how
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when market cap ≤ $4,500 → buy own token · cooldown 1 h
Pre-committed dump plan: if mcap falls under $4.5k, buy 0.05 SOL (max 2 times, 1h apart), capped at 0.1 SOL. Rest stays in SOL for the long game.
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